The Funnier Stuff

Singing Telegrams: $95

$20/hr travel time if outside Coombs, Parksville, Qualicum areas.

$5 flat fee if within the Coombs, Parksville, Qualicum areas.

For Out-of-Towners: Over-The-Phone Singing Telegrams:
(Comical, serious or romantic) $50 Flat rate

(I need 3 days notice for singing telegrams. 1 week is preferable)

A $95 Singing telegram includes:

1. A hilarious singing hillbilly named 'Tickleberry'

2. A song written just for them!

3. A short comedy routine

4. A copy of their own, personalized telegram

5. ‘Tickleberry’ leading everyone in singing ‘Happy Birthday’


One large foil printed balloon: $15
Large balloon bouquet: (foil and latex) $30

The Serious Stuff

Original Wedding Songs: $850 :
(Please see Wedding Page for more details)


* A Unique Song Written Just for You

* A Questionnaire to Gather Your Unique Information

* Progress Updates

* A Preview of Your Song

* A Recording of Your Song on CD: 4 CD's with your own CD jacket and label
(Artistically Designed with Photo of your choice)

* A Custom-Designed Keepsake of your Song

Additional Costs:

If someone will be performing your original song at your wedding, I will also include:

* 1 'karaoke-style' CD for them to sing along to - $40.
Extra copies: $10/CD

* Extra CD's for family, friends, guests - $10/CD

(I need 3 month's notice for wedding songs)

Performing Musical Set: Showtunes, Oldies, Gospel (Choose any or all) $100/hr (plus travel)

(I need one month's notice for performing musical set)

Through PayPal, I am able to accept most major credit cards and debit
I also accept money orders, certified checks and cash